Oh how I loveth cheese!
Cheddar, American, or Swiss please!
How I doth pity the Aborigines,
Who will never discover the power of cheese!
What do you think gave power to the mighty Hercules?
‘Twas not peas…
It’s the healer of all disease-
Is that the secret of the Siamese?
‘Tis more enjoyable than a warm summer breeze
The chemicals will help you catch those zzz’s
How I despise that processed cheese,
It tastes as if made of bees (wax!)
I get down on my knees,
In order to appease,
The power of cheese!
Behold the power of cheese!!!!!
Cheese is what’s for dinner (with a side of crumpets- please!)