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Oh how I loveth cheese!
Cheddar, American, or Swiss please!
How I doth pity the Aborigines,
Who will never discover the power of cheese!

What do you think gave power to the mighty Hercules?
‘Twas not peas…
‘Twas cheese!!
It’s the healer of all disease-
Is that the secret of the Siamese?

‘Tis more enjoyable than a warm summer breeze
The chemicals will help you catch those zzz’s

How I despise that processed cheese,
It tastes as if made of bees (wax!)
I get down on my knees,
In order to appease,
The power of cheese!

Behold the power of cheese!!!!!

Cheese is what’s for dinner (with a side of crumpets- please!)
Laura and I have entirely too much fun with a rhyming dictionary. What else do I have to say?? Haha! This is about 2 or 3 years old, methinks.
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avelarion Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2003  Hobbyist General Artist
awesome cheese poem! :thumbsup:
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riot-priestess Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2003
I miss you, Jessica!! :hug:
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avelarion Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2003  Hobbyist General Artist
thank you very much. I miss you too.! ^_^ :hug:
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thevacantgeneration Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2003
dude.. my band has a song about cheese.. because we're almost as cool as you. But not quite.

:peace:
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batgaz Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2003   Writer
You show a great passion for cheese and for that I doth applaud thee :clap:
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piuma Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2003  Student
ahhh... the power of cheese...
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ladyindistress Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2003
I LOVE IT! cheese is just one of my favorite things in the whole world. and now, so are you! :D
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